So.....it's inevitable....I recently realized with a friend that I'm going to up end in jail.....
This is how it will transpire:
Due to my failure in school I will end up recieving some kind of dismal GPA, so low that I will barely make it into the worst med school in the nation. Due to it being the worst med school in the nation I will end up not recieving adequate education to take care of patients and end up sewing up numerous amounts of objects in the patients body such as sponges. After a few of these...you know people kinda get unhappy when they realize they have a scapel inside of them.... a stack of lawsuits will fill my desk. I will then be unable to pay my loans off and therefore become an inmate.
So I've decided the best production of my time is to get started on those Prison Break episodes once again.... :)
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hahaha. this made me laugh :)
ReplyDeletedon't worry. you definitely won't end up in jail.
i, on the other hand, will probably end up as a hobo on the washU campus because i won't be able to get into med school. you'll see me three years from now sleeping in the library and picking food off discarded trays at the DUC.
^ lol. HI MELODYY! :)
ReplyDeleteYou would not like prison. There are no small children in there for you to stalk, only large men and B.A. ladies. Come to think of it, sounds like my kinda place...hmmm...
(Minor orthographic note: it's spelled "receiving" :) Have a nice day!)
^ wow lucy. large men? in what way? ^~. AND, yay you have blog. me now can follow.
ReplyDeleteAnd Eric and Moldy, Don't worry about failing, cuz ur not going to. Take one step at a time in life. Life gives you lemons, have it ferment, then drink the alcohol.